Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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