Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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