"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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