my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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