she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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