And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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