You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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