That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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