Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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