Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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