i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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