My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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