How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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