Jerry, you need to find god
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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