my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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