Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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