did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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