just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
