I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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