I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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