Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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