don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
