A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Do vagina's smell?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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