i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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