Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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