is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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