it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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