Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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