Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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