her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We need to get me chipped asap
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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