last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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