yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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