i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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