Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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