The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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