and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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