How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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