two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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