I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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