turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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