I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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