why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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