My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
