our cab driver is having phone sex.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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