Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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