so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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