It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
