To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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