Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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