so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Mom said you looked used
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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