It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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