yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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