that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
