yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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