you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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