The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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