I could make wine with my vomit
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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