Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
time to smoke my breakfast
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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