Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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